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 The Italian Travels 5

Day 5 - Reggio No No!

  I get up early and wonder if the heat can get more oppressive. Not only can one fry an egg on the pavement, any fried dish should be certainly possible!

  I check out of the hotel having bought a litre of that lovely olive oil I sampled last night. The owner tells me that it has come from her trees and that she helped to pick the olives. True or not, this oil is worth the story and made me dream of the lovely salads I shall prepare when I get back home.

  The drive will be about five and a half hours, and after yesterday I am looking forward to it. I'm lulled into a false sense of security by a sat-nav that thinks my driving experience won't be bettered until I've shuffled dangerously around the suburbs of Florence. I'm a firm believer that Italian city streets are no place for drivers and I'm glad to be heading away and towards the north with my nerves only taking the slightest of battering.

The banks of the River Po between Emilia and Lombardy

'I've shuffled dangerously around the suburbs of Florence.'

  This leads me through Tuscany and Chiantishire. Normally I'd stop, inspect, taste and report, but hasn't it been done over and over? Perhaps I might do it in the future, but I've also got appointments to keep elsewhere.

  Soon, I'm in the Apennines heading higher and higher and wondering if this mountain actually has a road down. This particular route seems to get narrower and narrower as I head upwards, and a sliver of worry is in my mind. Can things get worse? Then the torrential rain starts!

  I should have stopped, I should have turned back, but in truth, there is nowhere to do this and I'm forced to plough on with prayers and a promise of a reformed life if I make it (who am I kidding). 

  Finally, after a dog's age, I'm down and bypassing Bologna, and it is only when my road passes over an autostrada that I realise this is the route that took me south-east towards Rimini. I've finally come full-circle!

  My hotel for tonight is in Reggio Emilia, which reminds me of one of those towns that former leaders of Italy (of the right-wing persuasion) were trying to achieve. The architecture seems brutal, straight, unadventurous and unwelcoming!

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Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the Italian sun. This isn't a mad dog!

'...a promise of a reformed life if I make it (who am I kidding).'

  Perhaps I should seek out the centre of the town, but it's been a long drive and I need food and water. First I must write about the hotel because it feels like one of those hotels you stay in near an airport. Thankfully it's only for one night and I need a bed, and it's better than sleeping in the car. Or is it?

  The good points are the helpful reception staff and the bar. Everything else is terrible. The plug sockets don't work with French plugs. A light doesn't work, and there's hardly enough light in the room. A cupboard is broken and the sink plug is missing. I decide to open the electric shutters but my fingers simply disappear into the empty socket and I wonder if I'm going to be electrocuted. Somebody actually gave the place a 7.1 on a well-known travel site. This is wildly generous in my opinion and out by 7!

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  I go out for a pizza at a small place on one of those bland suburban boulevards Europe tries to hide behind the epic boulevards you find in places like Paris.

  After this introduction to Reggio Emilia I'm craving pizza like a baby craves a comfort blanket, and as I wait for whatever offerings that will arrive on my plate (the hotel has robbed my confidence) the Cicadas are so loud that the voices in my head are complaining that they can't hear themselves think.

  Redemption arrives in a wheel shape and the pizza is excellent. In fact, it's the best I have had on the trip. The thin crust is so delicate and easy to take. I slather on chilli oil and savour with a beer. The temperature has finally calmed down and the evening is pleasant and manageable. 

  Tomorrow, it's bye-bye (ciao ciao) Reggio Emilia. I never really knew you, nor at this stage do I want to! If you come from there and would like to get in touch with suggestions of what I should do if I'm again in the area, they would be most welcome, but I don't think the emails will be overflowing!

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The banks of the River Po. Turin is one way and Venice the other.

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It must be five minutes since the scenery made me stop!

For More Information

if you'd like more information why not try the following

Emilia-Romagna Tourism

https://emiliaromagnaturismo.it/en

Reggio Emilia

https://emiliaromagnaturismo.it/it/localita/reggio-emilia

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